SOUNDS
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| Description | Bytes | Filename |
| Albatross! | 55,898 | ALBATRS.WAV |
| And so on and so on and so on | 135,758 | ANDSO_ON.WAV |
| And now for 10 seconds of sex | 94,446 | AND_NOW.WAV |
| We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you | 207,070 | ANNOY.WAV |
| I apologise for that I think you'll find this a bit more interesting | 162,182 | APOLOGZ.WAV |
| Are you gay? I should bally well say so old fruit | 223,838 | AREUGAY.WAV |
| What a terrible joke | 77,932 | BAD_JOKE.WAV |
| What's happened? he's two timed me. Bad luck | 114,618 | BAD_LUCK.WAV |
| You bastard | 60,612 | BASTARD.WAV |
| Don't be a fool, don't do it | 76,994 | BEAFOOL.WAV |
| Miserable fat Belgium bastards | 147,496 | BELGIAN.WAV |
| Oooh you bleeding pig you started it | 119,640 | BLEEDING.WAV |
| Cor Blimey | 88,896 | BLIMEY.WAV |
| It's so boring, well it's not much of a subject is it? | 153,756 | BORING.WAV |
| Botty, botty, botty | 100,156 | BOTY.WAV |
| I used to be very bad when I was a boy | 75,754 | BOY.WAV |
| Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head | 93,824 | BREAK_IT.WAV |
| No no no no, you loopy brothel inmate | 184,766 | BROTHEL.WAV |
| Busy? I've just spent 4 hours burying the cat | 160,448 | BURY_CAT.WAV |
| Nice to do business with you | 73,868 | BUSINES.WAV |
| Bye bye, bye bye | 47,332 | BYE_BYE.WAV |
| Can whoever changed the caption put the right one back immediately please | 219,768 | CAPTION.WAV |
| Can't we do something else for a change? | 69,272 | CHANGE.WAV |
| Cheerio | 22,076 | CHERRIO.WAV |
| You think you're so bloody clever | 79,906 | CLEVER.WAV |
| That was close | 42,666 | CLOSE.WAV |
| Told you so . . . Oh coitus | 132,498 | COITUS.WAV |
| (Knock knock) Come in | 79,422 | COME_IN.WAV |
| That was really horrible . . . Oh you're always complaining | 175,686 | COMPLAIN.WAV |
| Damn, alright I confess I did it | 117,010 | CONFESS.WAV |
| I'm sorry I'm confused | 66,024 | CONFUSED.WAV |
| Well we'll be continuing with Monty Python's flying circus in just a moment | 223,566 | CONTINUE.WAV |
| That is correct | 61,724 | CORRECT.WAV |
| Cover me I'm gonna make a try for it | 97,848 | COVER_ME.WAV |
| Well some of us don't like having men crawling over us the whole time | 175,776 | CRAWLNG.WAV |
| Lemon curry | 61,834 | CURRY.WAV |
| Damn | 29,004 | DAMN.WAV |
| It's dangerous | 61,338 | DANGERUS.WAV |
| Definetly, Yes | 102,086 | DEF_YES.WAV |
| Stand and deliver | 135,278 | DELIVER.WAV |
| Yes, it is extremly difficult | 75,820 | DIFICULT.WAV |
| You dirty double crossing rat | 96,956 | DIRTYRAT.WAV |
| Disgusting, but more interesting, ohh yes | 149,562 | DISGSTNG.WAV |
| We're done for we're done for, shut up Maudlin | 157,870 | DONE_FOR.WAV |
| Don't you talk to me like that you lying bastard | 114,594 | DONTYOU.WAV |
| Don't ask | 38,444 | DONT_ASK.WAV |
| Come on don't try that | 55,384 | DONT_TRY.WAV |
| Oh its dreadful | 73,176 | DREADFL.WAV |
| We like dressing up yes | 72,908 | DRESSING.WAV |
| Oh it drives me mad | 100,974 | DRIVMAD.WAV |
| We present the dull life of a City stockbroker | 143,810 | DUL_LIFE.WAV |
| What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung | 201,508 | DUNG.WAV |
| I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me | 82,958 | EAT_ME.WAV |
| I think sexual exstacy is over rated | 86,742 | ECSTASY.WAV |
| Eee ecky thump | 87,652 | EE_ECKY.WAV |
| Embarrasing | 68,360 | EMBARRAS.WAV |
| I hope you're enjoying the show? | 121,314 | ENJOYING.WAV |
| Well that's quite enough of that | 74,774 | ENOUGH.WAV |
| Excellent | 49,594 | EXCELNT.WAV |
| This is quite exciting | 67,238 | EXCITING.WAV |
| (Burp) Ohh I'm terribly sorry excuse me | 130,842 | EXCUSME.WAV |
| Stop it, stop this, this hideous facade | 116,390 | FACADE.WAV |
| And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose | 118,774 | FINGER.WAV |
| (Knock knock) Have you finished in there yet? | 99,342 | FINISH.WAV |
| Fish | 42,996 | FISH.WAV |
| Please fondle my bum | 81,146 | FONDLE.WAV |
| Get on with it | 105,632 | GET_ON.WAV |
| Get out, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a yes man, I'll see you never work again | 261,232 | GET_OUT.WAV |
| No not good enough | 80,306 | GOODENF1.WAV |
| No still not good enough | 133,894 | GOODENF2.WAV |
| It's ok cherrio good luck Sir | 77,098 | GOODLUCK.WAV |
| Oh I say, we are grand aren't we | 111,888 | GRAND.WAV |
| How long is it? That's rather a personal question Sir | 188,880 | HOW_LONG.WAV |
| This is zany madcap humour, Ohh is it? | 146,366 | HUMOR.WAV |
| The illusion is complete | 49,990 | ILLUSION.WAV |
| I'm sorry, shut up | 64,342 | IMSORRY.WAV |
| Intercourse | 117,148 | INTERCS.WAV |
| Now I'm not prepared to go on with this unless these interruptions cease | 164,860 | INTRPTNS.WAV |
| Yes, It's perfectly awful, disgraceful I don't know how they've got the nerve to put it on | 204,806 | ITSAWFL.WAV |
| I heard that | 61,188 | I_HEARD.WAV |
| We have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself | 228,012 | LIFE.WAV |
| Your Lupines please | 61,654 | LUPINES.WAV |
| Your mind's gone | 47,598 | MINDGON.WAV |
| And now for the moment you've been waiting for | 142,764 | MOMENT.WAV |
| To me it's like a mountain a vast bowl of pus | 167,988 | MOUNTAIN.WAV |
| Well we better do it again there's obviously been a bit of a muddle | 121,992 | MUDDLE.WAV |
| My God this is terrible will somebody please stop it | 163,380 | MY_GOD.WAV |
| You naughty person | 66,918 | NAUGHTY.WAV |
| You nervous? | 38,906 | NERVOUS.WAV |
| Nice to do business with you | 73,868 | NICE.WAV |
| No | 27,178 | NO.WAV |
| No no no no no | 119,132 | NONONO.WAV |
| What are we doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? | 106,318 | NONSENSE.WAV |
| Don't pick your nose | 125,108 | NOSE.WAV |
| Ooh, you're no fun anymore | 174,276 | NO_FUN.WAV |
| You're no bloody use at all you're an utter bloody washout | 206,366 | NO_USE.WAV |
| It's pretty obvious isn't it? | 60,296 | OBVIOUS.WAV |
| Oh me bum | 161,812 | OHMEBUM.WAV |
| Oh sorry | 48,124 | OHSORRY.WAV |
| Oh yeah | 49,620 | OHYEA.WAV |
| Oooh | 50,318 | OOOHH.WAV |
| There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prelong | 333,462 | OPERATN.WAV |
| What about those split crotch panties? | 132,196 | PANTIES.WAV |
| (Piano) | 59,176 | PIANO.WAV |
| What is it now you great pillock? | 91,804 | PILLOCK.WAV |
| What indeed is the point | 52,394 | POINT.WAV |
| I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat | 218,842 | PUSSYCAT.WAV |
| After a few more of these remarks I shall be appearing in a sketch so stay tuned | 253,862 | REMARKS.WAV |
| Sausage, Sausage | 100,200 | SAUSAGE.WAV |
| I object to all this sex on the Television, I mean I keep falling off | 345,244 | SEXONTV.WAV |
| Shut up | 78,970 | SHUTUP.WAV |
| Shut up | 114,464 | SHUTUP2.WAV |
| Silence, naughty lady of the night | 133,038 | SILENCE.WAV |
| No, this is silly | 39,350 | SILLY1.WAV |
| I'm not prepared to pursue my line of enquiry any further as I think this is getting too silly | 249,840 | SILLY2.WAV |
| The sketch is over | 37,062 | SKTCHOVR.WAV |
| But the real question remains, what is the solution if any to this problem? | 179,708 | SOLUTION.WAV |
| (Fart) Sorry | 117,166 | SORRY.WAV |
| Ooh, Sorry, yes | 71,718 | SORRYES.WAV |
| If you're gonna split hairs, I'm gonna piss off | 77,602 | SPLIT_HR.WAV |
| I can't even get it started | 80,194 | STARTED.WAV |
| Stop | 52,988 | STOP.WAV |
| That's the end, stop the programme, stop it | 141,954 | STOP_IT.WAV |
| Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck up twit | 150,702 | STUCK_UP.WAV |
| Right, taking it from the top | 84,012 | TAKE_IT.WAV |
| Ooh, temper temper | 90,260 | TEMPER.WAV |
| It's not that terrible | 61,798 | TERRIBLE.WAV |
| Pert pert thighs | 97,528 | THIGHS.WAV |
| Thingie | 67,550 | THINGIE.WAV |
| This is it, at last | 138,238 | THISISIT.WAV |
| This man is no ordinary man | 117,442 | THIS_MAN.WAV |
| Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate | 230,506 | THRESHLD.WAV |
| Throw it away? I was months filling that thing up | 122,354 | THROAWAY.WAV |
| Lord no, throw it away | 65,630 | THROAWY.WAV |
| I think that's in very bad taste | 211,668 | TOADIES.WAV |
| I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway . . . | 161,038 | TRUTH.WAV |
| I've heard of unisex but I've never had it | 213,850 | UNISEX.WAV |
| Actually I find violence extremely distasteful | 142,020 | VIOLENCE.WAV |
| No look here your bloody pucenamilous (?) behaviour makes me vomit | 201,248 | VOMIT.WAV |
| You know I still wet my bed | 110,314 | WETMYBED.WAV |
| Who wrote that? | 47,522 | WHOWROT.WAV |
| I heard that, who said that? | 71,166 | WHO_SAID.WAV |
| Good heavens man why? | 76,586 | WHY.WAV |
| Why not? | 58,966 | WHY_NOT.WAV |
| There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty and that's not being witty | 177,178 | WITTY.WAV |
| Yes | 38,684 | YES.WAV |
| What do you want? | 48,024 | YOUWANT.WAV |
| Sorry I'm afraid you lose both the 3 piece suite and your youngest daughter | 256,228 | YOU_LOSE.WAV |
| Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy | 146,350 | YUMMY.WAV |
| Erogenous zone | 152,502 | ZONE.WAV |